Sexy Suzy Verse 1: Suzy fell asleep one night after having too much to drink She woke up an hour later and didn’t know what to think Looking in the mirror she saw everything had changed No flesh, bone, blood, hair, fingernails remained. Her reflection showed she had a box that contained her CPU She had a big monitor, a mouse and a keyboard too. When her boyfriend saw her he said he did not like it one bit. Nor did he like it a byte, a megabyte, or a gig. Transition: Oh, boyfriend, she said, think what you may. But pretty soon I know I’ll be hearing you say: Chorus: Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me stroke your keys. Oh Sexy Suzy, May I click your mouse button please. Oh Sexy Suzy, Your user interface is hot. Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me show you the programming skills I’ve got. Verse 2: We’ll see about that, her boyfriend said. Right now let’s get some sleep Her boyfriend lay down in bed. Suzy shut down with a beep. In the morning boyfriend thought Hey last night was not so bad. For once she didn’t steal the sheets or push me off the bed. For breakfast boyfriend had toast, Suzy had electricity. Then together they downloaded Shareware for Suzy. I’m sorry for doubting you, this is the most fun I’ve had in years. Why have I been wasting time with girls who have eyes and noses and ears? Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me stroke your keys Oh Sexy Suzy, May I click your mouse button please. Oh Sexy Suzy, Your user interface is hot. Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me show you the programming skills I’ve got. by Eve Andersson Sign Guestbook View Guestbook
Sexy Suzy
Verse 1:
Suzy fell asleep one night after having too much to drink She woke up an hour later and didn’t know what to think
Looking in the mirror she saw everything had changed No flesh, bone, blood, hair, fingernails remained.
Her reflection showed she had a box that contained her CPU She had a big monitor, a mouse and a keyboard too.
When her boyfriend saw her he said he did not like it one bit. Nor did he like it a byte, a megabyte, or a gig.
Transition:
Oh, boyfriend, she said, think what you may. But pretty soon I know I’ll be hearing you say:
Chorus:
Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me stroke your keys.
Oh Sexy Suzy, May I click your mouse button please.
Oh Sexy Suzy, Your user interface is hot.
Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me show you the programming skills I’ve got.
Verse 2:
We’ll see about that, her boyfriend said. Right now let’s get some sleep Her boyfriend lay down in bed. Suzy shut down with a beep.
In the morning boyfriend thought Hey last night was not so bad. For once she didn’t steal the sheets or push me off the bed.
For breakfast boyfriend had toast, Suzy had electricity. Then together they downloaded Shareware for Suzy.
I’m sorry for doubting you, this is the most fun I’ve had in years. Why have I been wasting time with girls who have eyes and noses and ears?
Oh Sexy Suzy, Let me stroke your keys
by Eve Andersson
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